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ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 29,916 notes

crossxbonz:

When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner

image

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 204,122 notes

A summary of this morning’s events.

otisthecorgi:

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An oldie but goodie for throwback Thursday.

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 17,347 notes
omg-pictures:

May be the best poop story I have ever readhttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

omg-pictures:

May be the best poop story I have ever read
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 112 notes

themindpalaceinthetardis:

theladyelsa:

fansasstical:

theladyelsa:

and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”

excuse you hes already a prince

excuse you he was a lord in the princess diaries 2

fyi, he totally married the queen so I’m pretty sure he’s prince regent.

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 19,105 notes
halleluyall:

halleluyall:

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 16,245 notes

ai-yo:

they saved her life

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 242,326 notes

j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 20,184 notes

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 33,615 notes

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 61,327 notes
midwest-monster:

broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

1 day ago on August 21st, 2014 | J | 151,895 notes

texanpadalecki:

"I need to go get the ice out of my crotch" x

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 5,067 notes

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 302,380 notes
lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 265,944 notes

kevvytran:

My mom just asked if I am scared walking around alone bc I watch so much criminal minds, and I responded that I am now the one people should be scared of bc I can now commit the perfect crime.

I don’t think she feels better

1 day ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 502 notes
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ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

crossxbonz:

When your teacher asks you why you don’t have a group partner

image

A summary of this morning’s events.

otisthecorgi:

imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage

An oldie but goodie for throwback Thursday.

omg-pictures:

May be the best poop story I have ever readhttp://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

omg-pictures:

May be the best poop story I have ever read
http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com

themindpalaceinthetardis:

theladyelsa:

fansasstical:

theladyelsa:

and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”

excuse you hes already a prince

excuse you he was a lord in the princess diaries 2

fyi, he totally married the queen so I’m pretty sure he’s prince regent.

ai-yo:

they saved her life

j6q:

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market
i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

midwest-monster:

broadway antique market

i bought this telegram, because it’s probably the best thing i’ve ever seen.  i’m framing it.  it cost $1.

texanpadalecki:

"I need to go get the ice out of my crotch" x

tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

kevvytran:

My mom just asked if I am scared walking around alone bc I watch so much criminal minds, and I responded that I am now the one people should be scared of bc I can now commit the perfect crime.

I don’t think she feels better