Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
“Did you press the stop button?” “No. Did you?” “No.”
#I just get the feeling #that Qui-Gon spent the first forty years or so of his afterlife#pinching the bridge of his nose and shaking his head in dismay at these two #like#”where did I go wrong?” #”how did they both end up so dumb?” #”what have I done to the universe?”
But at least they’re pretty.
i’ve been waiting for this photoset for years
his gardener who will fuck you up
bryan fuller when creating hannibal: “find me the prettiest english boy you can find. cover him in dirt and sweat and pain and make him talk like he’s from virginia. there should be a dog in this one too. maybe like seven or eight dogs.”
THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO
EVERY SINGLE SCIENCEY PERSON I KNOW LAUGHS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE OR INEVITABLE AND GENERALLY SCIENCE-RELATED WAYS EVERYONE MIGHT DIE AND IT’S MY FAVORITE THING
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
oH YM GOD CONNOR MADE ME A GIF OF THAT GUY I WAS TALKING ABOUT
LOOK AT HIM
HE KNOWS SOMETHINGS UP MAN
THIS BROTHER AIN’T HERE FOR ALEXANDER PIERCE’S BULLSHIT
Working at LUSH: the saga
Rick O’Connell: a summary